Splitplug's interview with Khia
A day of terror and fright

Recently I had the chance to meet up with an up-and-coming star of the female rap world, Khia.  Before we met, she seemed like a nice girl, kind of like an India Arie, or even Lauryn Hill.  You know, because for the most part, they sing about wholesome things, like hanging out, washing your parents cars, and going to the beach with your buddies. 

Khia scares me.

Kevin: Welcome Khia, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to meet with me.

Khia:  Fool kid, who the hell are you anywayz?

Kevin: Um, I'm Kevin, owner and proprietor of this website.

Khia: You some kind of hustler or something?  I don't no pornography for free. Ya'll needs ta pay me before I rub up on dat shit.

Kevin:  Uh, no, this isn't that kind of place...

Khia:  I like to take men to my place...

Kevin: ... right...  I never even asked you that questio...

Khia:  "My Neck, my back, Lick my pussy and my crack..."

Kevin: Um, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but you terrify me.

Khia:  I know.

Kevin:  Oh.  Ok then. Um, so, like, what do you when you're not performing?

Khia:  "At the club so fresh, so clean, Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me..."

Kevin: Oh, you go out to the local club scene. Does it seem like other women are jealous of you?  What do you have to say to them?

Khia:  "All you ladies pop your pussy like this, Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss..."

Kevin:  That's understandable.  What about the fellas who approach you at clubs? Do they try to impress you in anyway? What do you say to them to keep them from bothering you?

Khia:  "You might roll dubs, you might have G's, But fuck that nigga, get on your knees..."

Kevin:  You tell them to get on their knees? Oh, I get it.  You tell them that so that they can see how pitiful they are compared to you. You wouldn't want a lowly man to get in the way of your dancing. Here's a another question: Some people say you remind them of a tame Trina, or even a mild version of Lil' Kim.  What do you think about that?

Khia:  "Try me nigga I'll make you see, them bitches ain't got shit on me..."

Kevin:  Of course they don't.  It's obvious that you are much more superior to them, physically and musically.  Well, it looks like our time is almost up.  Do you have any advice to offer all those girls out there looking to become musicians like yourself?

Khia: "Slow head show me so much love, the best head comes from a thug, the dick good dick is big and long..."

Kevin:  That's some great advice.  I hope all those young ladies out there take heed and listen to your wise guidance.  Do you have any advice for the guys trying to make it in this business?

Khia:  "First you gotta put your neck into it, Don't stop, just do, do it, Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front, then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga..."

Kevin:  Here that fellas?  Listen to Khia, she's a pro in her field.  Well, our time is up, and I thank you for gracing us with your presence today.  What are your plans for the evening?

Khia:  "Slow fuckin til the crack of dawn, on the edge makin faces n suff, Through the night, making so much love, Then sleep when the sun comes up..."

Kevin:  Well, I hope that turns out okay.  Take care now. Bye... um... excuse me Khia... but this is the part of the interview where you leave. 

Khia:  Fool, you can't tell me what to do. I'll leave when I wanna leave...

Kevin:  No dice hussy. You'll leave when I make you to leave.

Khia:  oh..  oh yea.. I forgot I had to go... to that place.. with the doctor man.. nice people.. medicine.. see ya'll later now...

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Click here for the lyrics to that hussy Khia's song.

And while still on the subject of the hussy Khia, why not download her buddy icon onto your computer.

Enjoy!   - Kevin