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November 1 , 2007 Finally got the site back for being long in broken harddrive limbo. Updates coming soon. Thanks your your patients. Happy day after halloween. February 7 , 2006 2006. I hope everyone received their flying car upgrade kits in the mail. You didn't? Don't worry they should come soon. In art news, I finally got off my ass and did some. Check out my illustration page for a drawing I did for the alterna-rock group FallOutBoy. It's quite sexcellent. Ok, back to work for me. November 1, 2005 So my favourite month has come and gone with a lot of fun and a lot of excitement. We went to Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando, which was a fun time even though everyone wanted to do different things while we were in the park. You can see pictures of the trip here. The pictures are on Luis Santi's site, which you should check out because it is far superior than mine. I decided to throw a costume party at my friend Tati's house (sorry Tati for not helping clean up the next day, I'll make it up to you though) and it was a blast. I decided that I would be a zombie, cause I am in love with them for some reason. Those pics can be seen by clicking here. We were hit by yet another hurricane (the next night after the party), and this time the power stayed off for an entire week. We weathered the mild discomfort of not having internet or tv well I think, and there are even pictures to prove it. And finally, last night was the big night. Halloween. We all got dressed up in our finest, and headed out to Coconut Grove to see the crazies that come out during the night. I was a good time and pictures will be up shortly. We even found Waldo! But more on that later, for now... patience. October 6, 2005 Yes, my latest threadless.com shirt has finally gone up for voting. Go check it out by clicking the link below. If I get a high enough score it might get printed, and I get a sweet 1000 bucks. Gotta pay the rent somehow. Thanks in advance for the votes.
Also, I'd like to wish a happy 21st birthday to Bethany Pelle. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETH! October 3 , 2005 October is finally here, and to celebrate I've given the main page a bit of the holiday charm. As one of my favorite months, october is going to be filled with all sorts of great events like parties, fantasy fests, horror nights, concerts, and terrifying movies. I can't wait. October rules, september sucks. Who wants to take a nap? September 6, 2005 Canes lost yesterday, so today I am sad. But that's ok, it's not my fault. I will have to burn the clothes I was wearing yesterday. It's all cursed. This is a simple update. I'm so so tired right now. I can't even think of a humorous limerick or anythink. http://www.myspace.com/kevincorrales. July 8, 2005 Everyone should go and vote for my first ever threadless.com submission. I will be making more in the near future, but just wanted to see a design of mine online. Let's see how I do. http://www.threadless.com/submission/46206/Fighting_your_inner_zombie May 25, 2005 Many exciting things have happened over the last 23 days since I wrote in this. Exciting thing number one: I graduated from the University of Miami with a BFA in Graphic Design and Illustration (sort of...). Exciting thing number two: My new job has decided that I am such an asset to them that they are now paying me 22 dollars an hour. I am freaking out over here people. Freaking out. Along with these great things that have happened, I've added my work from the Bachelors of Fine Arts show into the Illustration page. Check out the drawings when you get a chance. They are the top five pieces for now. Oh and if you are interested, Threadless.com is having a 10 buck sale 'til june 6, so check 'em out, I own about 5 of their shirts and I love them. May 2, 2005 The
Short Tale of Kevin and a Bum I gave him the answer I give all the homeless. "Sure, I'll see if I get some change." So I buy my snacks and soda, and as I headed back out of the K, the bum reminds me of the offer I made. He seemed nice enough, so I was like..."oh, right," and searched my pockets for whatever change I had. I pulled out what felt like a good amount of change, a bunch of dimes, nickels and pennies, and handed it over to senor bum. As I walk away I see him sift through the change I just gave him, pick out ALL the pennies in his hand, and throw them onto the ground while saying "what the hell is this?!" Can you believe the nerve of this fucking bum. There was at least 20 pennies in there. Can he not add? Is he scared of the copper in the pennies? Are pennies against his religion? I don't know the answer to these questions, but it fucking pissed me off that he, a homeless PENNY-LESS beggar, would be picky about the type of funds I provided him with. Had he mentioned the fact that he was one of those new "silver only" bums, I would have quickly walked by his poor ass. From now on, all bums must wear a sign that says what kind of charity they want, so I can refuse and flip them a big FUCK YOU. Here is the lesson to this story. First of all, don't trust new bums, and second of all, if this ever happens to you, somehow take back the fucking change you just gave him and place the empty can of delicious soda you just drank in his hands. That shit was just rediculous.
Just about 18 days until my BFA work must be completed and I just started. Procrastination is a lovely bitch goddess. Last night I went to the NEW graphic design show opening where I exhibited all of two pieces, one old, and one that I did the day before from a drawing of Alexis Renny. Renny!!! Anyways, the show was ok, but the best part was that it turned into the social gathering of the semester (besides my kickin' party that I had a while back). During the event many pictures were taken, such as the one to the right which features the delightful Miguel Endara reluctantly holding hands with yours truly. Look at his smile in the picture. He's having such a great time, with his blue ensemble and all. And me, I'm wearing sunglasses at night like the famous (er...) song from music yore. In other news, do a google search for my name and I am the number one spot. That equals awesome in my book. That's right, you know what book I'm talking about. The book of awesome. April 1, 2005
I'm going to go see Sin City today! It's going to be fantastic. Quote of the week (from Hot Shots Part Deux): "War. It's fantastic." *smile*. February 2, 2005 - Massive updates (actually no, not really) I've made a tweak to the headers on all pages, I am fixing the homepage, and I've added some newer work onto the graphics section. More to come. No one reads this. December 15, 2004 I will be updating the website tomorrow. School make doing this hard, but now school is over, so the site updating can commence. For now, shop for me for Chrisma-hana-kwanzakah. You can do one of two things. Donate to the "Kevin needs a new car because his shocks are shot and I keep hitting the ground if I drive too fast" fund. Or get me one of the fabolous things from my Half.com Wishlist. Thank you! October 7, 2004
I would also like to say Feliz Cumpleanos to my mom whose birthday was also on October 4th. Hope you like the flowers dear mother! September 28, 2004 So
I was in the Miami Herald yesterday without my knowledge. They were
doing an article on the free Napster offered at the University of
Miami, and used one of my classic lines from their interview with
me. It was a very exclusive interview that I only give out on certain
occasions. Check out my one-liner by clicking the following link: http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/9768049.htm If that link stops working, you can read the article here. In other news, for the first time in forever, there is no swirling vortex of terror coming to attack poor little Florida this week. Will things change? We will never know. (At least not 'til next week.) Also,
new pictures are out from the either big success or utter failure
of a film "Fantastic Four." Check 'em out below
and tell me what you think. Personally, I thing Sue Storm looks
too "latina," and the thing's head seems small. He need
a thicker brow probably.
September 9, 2004 Top news story from my homefront: Hurricane Ivan the Terrible is about to lay the smackdown on America's Rigid Phallus (Florida). But who cares, because this other news story from NBC-6 beats all the news stories, ever!
August, 18, 2004 I want this for my future cars. Nobody is going to mess with my priceless vehicles while I'm away from them. This my friends, is every Kevin's dream. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/ August 12, 2004 What?! Two updates in a row? Kevin must be crazy if he thinks people are reading this. Actually the graphics page is finally up, with more work to come than what is already there. Thanks to my quick work skills I've been able to work on my site during the downtime. In other news, let's just say I wasted about 13 dollars the others... another life lesson learned. August 11, 2004 I have answered the call of the unwilling! I have stepped over the edge of insanity and attempted something only those with the strength such as I am willing to attempt. I have clicked the banners ads of a thousand websites trying to test out their secret truths. What is this challenge I speak of? Well let me show you this:
I have clicked a spam e-mail in hopes of receiving a free camera. You know these have to be fake, but what if they aren't? What if I am going to get a camera. It's true, I probably won't, and I am now going to receive teeth whiteners and weight loss pills as free samples. The point of this is, I am doing a service to you. I have put my time and money on the line to teach America a lesson. If I do get a camera, then I'll shall do a little dance on video and put it on the site. If I don't, then I have wasted about 13 dollars for the shipping of free samples. On second thought, this could be a win-win situation. Only time will tell. Along with this exciting project, I am almost done creating the Graphics page. I'll update when it is online, so check it out. Thursday, July 22, 2004 So no art updates from me. I'll try to put up a major update tonight, and I'll put up a painting I did for Lindsay's computer soon, but for now here are some pictures of Raul and Allan's new motorcycle.
I tried riding the thing and fell over. I'll stick to my human powered bicycle for now. Ronnie rode it and a car tried to kill him. Apparently only Allan possesses the skills necessary to drive an engine with some wheels attached to it. Thursday,
June 24, 2004 In
other news, I promise to put up my graphics design and sketches
work, along with moving around some things on the site. I've just
been lazy, as you can tell. I've also been eating less, on account
of my lazyness. So, if you want to lose weight, while doing nothing,
send me four easy payments of $19.99 for Kevin's Miracle "sleep
long, weight less" diet plan. It kicks Atkins in his cold dead
crotch. Wednesday,
May 5, 2004 Now get your little butts over to the store and buy me stuff (used new, I don't care!) HAPPY SOON BIRTHDAY TO ME! Tuesday,
April 6, 2004 Wednesday
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April
9, 2005
I
make empty website promises. To rectify that situation, here is
a different trailer for the Fantastic Four movie. I think this movie
will be what the Hulk movie wasn't... good. 
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