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Idiot of the Moment : This Guy.
 Earlier
this fine morning, a rather intelligent man was pulled
over on the streets of Washington D.C., possibly for
speeding or driving erratically, or something of that
nature. When approached by the officer, the man was
asked why he was driving so damn fast. Here’s what
the conversation might have been like:
Officer:
Hey
buddy, you want to tell me why you were going 41 in a 40
mph speed zone?
Buddy(Idiot):
Huh?
No I was jes gonna go visit the President, sir.
Officer:
Visit
the President, eh? You sure about that buddy?
Buddy:
Yeah,
all’s I wanted wuz to give him these here explosives… *cough*… presents.
Officer:
What
was that? Alright buddy get outta the car.
Buddy:
No you
don’t understand. He called me and asked me to hang
out.
Please I really need to see him!
Officer:
Oh, you really need to see him? That’s different.
Go on your way then… SIKE!
Buddy:
Sike? Who says “sike” anymore? Hey, what are you
doing!? Why are you beating me with a club.. Ow it really
hurts…
I
believe that’s how the conversation went. This guy
actually thought that telling the cops that he really
needed to see the president would get him off the hook.
That was his big excuse. Ladies and gentlemen, this poor
sap just landed himself into two very exclusive places.
One being the Washington D.C. Prison, where he will most
likely be the new girlfriend of a man name Bruno. The other being
the slowly growing list of IDIOTS that I’m collecting here
at my little site. There’s no getting off the list
either. Unless you pay me off big. This means you
Clippy. This also means that this fool, whom I’ve
named Buddy, is never getting off the list. Here’s the
official news clipping:
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WASHINGTON — A man was in custody Wednesday morning
after reports that he was behaving erratically and
making threats against President Bush.
A spokesperson for the Secret Service confirmed that
a suspect is in custody with Federal Protective
Services, but would not confirm or deny whether the
man had made threats against the president.
The suspect's vehicle was searched by FPS and
District Police for weapons and explosives.
D.C. Police spokesman Allan Etter said that a
hazardous materials team had completed exterior and
interior scans of the man's Budget moving van and
initial tests came up negative for incendiary or
harmful devices.
The man in custody allegedly said that he wanted to
speak with the president and had explosives in his
van, which was located near the Agriculture
Department on Independence Ave. in southwest
Washington, a major road through the city.
At the time of the incident, the president was at
the White House, about five minutes from the scene,
preparing for a Cabinet meeting.
Streets in Washington were closed after the
incident, which started around 8:30 a.m. |
We
here at splitplug.com salute Buddy, the most stupid man in
America. Can you imagine if he hadn’t been pulled over,
and pulled up to the White House gates.
”Excuse me, I’m here to see the president about some
explosi…”
Boom the guy would have been in mid-sentence right before
the FBI/Army blew up his car. Damn idiot. C’mon America,
what the hell are you trying to do here, get yourselves
all killed? From now on, no more procreation between
stupid people. We already have enough problems. Just
look at Anna Nicole Smith…
ZING!!
- Kevin |
