BIG DICK MONEY RECORDS PRESENTS:

LIGHT SWITCH MAFIA!!

THE NEW ALBUM, FEATURING THE HIT SINGLE:

"NISSAN SENTRAS ARE MAD PHAT YO!"

What do the popular rap-artists of today have to say?

Jay-Z:

"I thought my nose was big, but this niggaz nose is biggaz to da shizhouse.  Ya heard me!

Ludacris:

Damn, this bitch is hardcore.  My fear of him forces me to hide my presence behind the ass of this arbitrary female. I bow down to K-Dog's mastery of rap linguistics.

Ja Rule:

K-Slice said that I looked like a mutha fuckin' squirrel.  I respect that.

Here's some of the steamy hot joints you'll find on this tricked out album!!

- Bling to da Bling
- Ma Escalade is Bigga than yours (feat. Big Tymers)
- In da Club next door (feat.  50 Cent)
- Puppies are Cute
- Icy Hot Pain Relief (feat. Busta Rhymes and Spliff Star)
- Still Kevin from da Block (feat. LL Cool J)
- The Episode after Next (feat. Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre)
- 44 inch Rim's aren't Enough
- Song Featuring Random Girl Singing the Chorus (Feat. Ashanti)

The Album also includes:

- Random shout-outs to Easy-E and Tupac Shakur, and   fourteen songs tributes to Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez and Aaliyah.
- Unnecessary guest appearances by Coolio
- Flagrant product placement of Cadillac and Jagermeister

What do the Record Executives at Big Dick Money Have to Say:

WE ARE SOULLESS CORPORATE SCUM!!

"So buy my album, cause my nose ain't gettin' any shinier... PEACE!"

Brought to you by the Ritalin Corporation.  Shutting your damn kids up since 1973.

Would you like to see more life fulfilling albums these? Email me at kevin@splitplug.com for ideas about the next album, and I'll see what I can do.