Idiots of the Moment

That Cubs Fan (New)
Last night the Cubs played the Marlins, and they lost. Today's idiot of the moment is none other than that stupid fan of the Chicago Cubs, who instead of allowing his team to catch it  tried to catch it himself and "fouled-up" the foul ball catch.

This random Guy
Earlier this fine morning, a rather intelligent man was pulled over on the streets of Washington D.C., possibly for speeding or driving erratically, or something of that nature...

Sonya Fitzpatrick (The Pet Psychic)
Most of you know who she is.  She haunts your dreams, your pet’s dreams, and the dreams of those you love.  Yes, you know who I’m talking about.  The Pet Psychic.  Just one glance from her vile, angry, pointy-eyebrowed eyes can turn you and I into stone.  And not even a good stone like marble or granite.  She’ll turn you into plain ol’ construction cement.  That fiend.   Anyways, Sonya Fitzpatrick has been proudly selected for this edition of “Idiot of the Moment.”

Clippy (from AMC Theaters)
Today’s lucky winner of the first ever Splitplug.com’s “Idiot of the Moment” is the lovable, adorable, and highly recognized corporate mascot, Clippy, from AMC Theaters.  Clippy isn’t a bad guy.  I’m not trying to “dis” him or anything like that.  He’s probably a cool guy to hang out with.  He’s the kind of guy who’d get the beers for your party, or he’d sneak you and your friends into awesome flicks like Stuart Little 2, and maybe even Like Mike.  Only problem is, he’s a bumbling idiot. 

Who will the next idiot be?  Come back to find out.