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NO TIME FOR A
PHOTOGRAPHIC LINK, CLICK HERE TO READ JETHRO'S INSANE
RAMBLINGS!
Wednesday, January
14, 2004, at 2:53:40 PM
Redesigning the webpage.
Turning it into a portfolio site, with much less
updates, and much less non-stop humor... ok, maybe
I'll leave some humor.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO
ALL!! (AUGH... PINK!)
Friday, November
21, 2003, at 1:32:17 PM
Wow, what a long wait for
something new. Jethro wrote a titillating article
about one of my many arch-nemesis, ketchup. I hate
the stuff, but he loves it, so
click here or
above to read why. Maybe I'll write something
about my hatred towards condiments. You'll see...
I went to Georgia last
weekend to see Ronnie's graduation from Airborne Academy
(that's the Army folks). I planned on taking
irritating pictures of soldiers standing straight up
with their heads shaved, but all I got were pictures of
Allan Martha Stewart and a
ginourmous toe.
Wednesday,
November 5, 2003, at 2:19:59 PM
We're back to the ol' style,
'cause Halloween is over. As I promised and then
lied, I have not put up a new article. The site is
in a re-constructing process, nothing really big though.
I in the process of getting my portfolio up here, and
moving some stuff around, maybe even getting rid of some
other things. I've been trying to do to much stuff
in one site, so I'm going to shrink it down a bit. It'll
give me a chance to update when needed, and not have
stuff just sitting around with no one looking at it.
The comics on a regular bass
was a terrible idea because I just don't have time to
write and draw them. Maybe I'll get someone to do
comics for me one day. I never got any pictures
from anyone for the Halloween picture-o-rama, so
nothings gone up yet. I ended up wearing several
costumes on Halloween, because I kept breaking my damn
cape.
Wednesday, October
15, 2003, at 10:58:18 AM
There's a new idiot of the
moment, and hopefully on friday a new article will go up
about the one thing I hate most in comedy: Monkeys.
You'll see why soon enough, but for now, enjoy the pride
of Chicago with the
newest idiot to join our little list.
Unrelated to halloween, go
see
Kill Bill. It's a great movie if you liked all
of Quentin's past work, and also a great movie if you
like Uma Thurman cutting up 88 henchmen while wearing a
yellow jumpsuit. Beautiful.
Friday, October
10, 2003, at 1:40:30 PM
 The
picture in the spooky webcam is absolutely terrifying.
Nothing could be creepier. So yesterday (or the
day before that) a life-goal of mine was achieved. Many
people have goals for their lives, stuff they wish to
accomplish. Many things include going to the moon,
becoming governor of California (GO ARNIE!), finding
your soulmate, or winning the lottery. While all
these things are important, is safe to say that mine
life goal was and will be THE BEST GOAL EVER.
WHAT'S THE
BEST LIFE-GOAL EVER YOU ASK?
Becoming a regular customer
at the Wendy's across the street from work. I know
is doesn't sound epic to you, but to this was a grand
occasion. I've been going there for a while now,
ordering the exact same thing, everytime. My plan
was for me to get them to memorize my order. I
haven't gotten that far yet, but they now know not to
ask me for sauce on my nuggets, and that I want my Jr.
bacon-cheese burger plain, and of course, the Biggie
fries. They new it! I'm not saying that this was a
healthy life goal for me, as I have probably gained
massive amounts of weight from it, but it was the best
one...
I'm trying to make a
halloween costume spectacular page, so if anyone wants
to send a picture of themselves in some kind of
halloween costume, I'll put it up on this good ol'
site. If I don't get any pictures, the whole thing will
be of me in assorted non-official costume attire.
Like a cape. A socks on my hands. So send me
pictures if you have them. I'll be accepting them
up to November something. Because people don't
normally wear costumes until halloween anyway.
Monday, October 6,
2003, at 11:17:29 AM
October, although being the home of Halloween and the
official beginning of fall for me, is the month of
extremely important birthdays. You've already seen
how hard I worked for Jethro's, but that's only because
he's someone who I can count on visiting the site
occasionally. So, today I celebrate two birthdays
that fell on the same day, October 4th.
Happy
Birthday to my mom, who I know doesn't visit this
site, and to Anthony, my friend of friends whom I've
known longer than anyone, equaled only by his brother
Allan. Anthony is in Brazil right now, living it
up. So he probably can't see this either.
Man, I've wasted my time today.
Hey
the site looks different. Yes that's right, it's
time for Halloween again. I have no idea what I'll
dress up as, but I know it'll be inappropriate for
someone my age. I'm trying to go for a hilarious
yet spooky approach. Notice Chucky up above.
He frightens me. Click
here to see why. I decided that the scariest
thing to put up there was what scares me the most.
I'm not really that scared of him, but if I saw him in
person I'd die a thousand deaths instantly. I'll
be changing the picture ever so often.
I'm
also working on a new CD project. You may
remember the
first one. This next one will hopefully blow you
all away with amazement. Ok, I'm done.
Friday,
October 3, 2003, at 9:19:54 AM
Big-ups to my man Jethro, who
yesterday celebrated his 20th birthday celebration-o-matic
yesterday up in the fine state of Rhode Island. Now,
with this glorious coming of age, he can look forward to
doing nothing new, and receive no new advantages in life
what-so-ever. In fact, there are more things now
that you can't do. Like, dating 16 year olds.
It would just be wrong. And you won't be able to run
nude in the rolling hills of Providence, with being called
a immature adult.
Sir Jethro, your teenage days
are over. But all is not lost. You can still
enjoy the good things in life. Like voting for
instance. And buying cigarettes for non-20 year
olds. And not buying alcohol. Enjoy your new
life my friend. Because if you don't, I'll kill your
black ass. (Note: Jethro is not black.
In fact, he's kinda white. Kinda really white.
Ok not that white.) Much love from the Miami end
J.Ro.
Monday, September
15, 2003, at 2:37:43 PM
Action! Adventure! Intrigue!
Horror! These are all the things you will NOT be
seeing here on splitplug.com. Why you ask?
Because, even if I did update, the topic would neither be
exciting or terrifying. All you'll see here is me
bitching to myself about how much I don't update.
Like right now for instance. Apparently Jethro says
he's got something for me, so I'm waiting for that to
arrive. Maybe we'll have some contact for you in the
next couple of days, who knows.
Also, as you can see I posted
a link up above from an old article and/or advertsement
for myself. I'm that lazy people. I just got
tired of seeing that damn Santa winking at me. It
was getting eerie.
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