lyrics
 

The Drill Zzzzu... Zzzzu... the drill goes... zzzzu, the drill goes... zzzzu, the drill goes everywhere, that's what it does... Zzzzu... the drill goes here... the drill goes there.. the drill goes everywhere.. even in my underwear... I like to drill holes in many things, I drill holes in my girl, drill holes in my thing, drill holes everywhere, drill holes in my face, drill this place, spray myself with mace, drills.. everyone loves them... drills... they go.. zzzu zzzu zzuz zzu zu I drill a hole in my... zzzu drill a hole in my... zzzu Then a make a hole where my thing goes... this song makes no sense, make it up as I go along... The songs about to end your gonna stop listening this song wasn't that good.. but you liked it.. Everyone likes the song that I'm singing, Everyone likes the song.. The song goes .. The drill goes... ZZZZU!

The Circumcision Song Snip goes the circumcision, Snip goes the circumcision, Crazed doctor, run into the room, Crazed doctor, run into the room, Poor Jewish Boy, Does not know what's going on, he sits in his crib, Singing little baby songs, here comes the doctor with the sharp pointy scissors, here comes the doctor, gonna snip... Snip goes the circumcision, Snip goes the circumcision, This song is about circumcision, If you don't have one, YOU SHOULD GET ONE, Because circumcision is the number one cause of threat and disease in the United States and Africa!! I just broke the comb that I was using to make this noise... That's the end of circumcision.

Chewbacca Chewbacca... Chewbacca.. is a wookie, he lives, on Endor, with small... Ewoks, Chewbacca hangs out with Han Solo and Luke, Chewbacca's a wookie, he don't give a fuk (fuck), Chewbacca... Chewbacca, give us your noise... (Chewbacca sings....) Chewbacca is a wookie... ougwooow.....

Schmegegy Schmegegy...  Augh! Schmegegy...  Augh! Schmegegy...  Augh! (repeat) Gafragahaga... Gafragahaga... Gafragahaga, Glockenspiel, Hackenshacken, Holy-field, dropped my wick... Schmegegy...  Augh! Schmegegy...  Augh (repeat... slow down.)