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Pirate Free Since 1965
We here at www.splitplug.com our
proud of our pirate free environment, and can honestly say that
we have not had a single outbreak of pirate and/or pirate
related incidents since the year 1965.
Pirates ruled the
high seas during the era of transportation we like to call, "The
Boating Era". Using a device cleverly titled a pirate
ship, these scourges of the seven seas would often loot and
plunder other ships, and then, instead of using these newly
acquired funds to relax on a tropical paradise, they would bury
it in an undisclosed location. These parrot-shouldered
fiends died shortly after they buried their treasure, and took
the location of it to the grave with them. The only way to
find this "buried treasure", was to use a map that would
possibly lead you to an "X" or in some cases, a skull and
crossbones.
Pirates were
stupid stupid people, and that's why we are proud to continue
with our pirate free tradition since 1965. Thank you for
your support.
-splitplug staff. |